[Macie Lightfoot]

1. Rockstar (make pots and pans great again )
2. Haleigh (Haleigh as a HG Haleigh as a Juror... eh not so much! But I get that she's vying for her returnee spot a la Nicole Franzel)
3. Sam (what a journey her HOH was definitely A Trip but even now that the show is over it's enjoyable in a weird way? One of a kind)
4. Scottie (nerds maybe my favorite HOH week of the season AND he slandered Tangela in his goodbye speech)
5. Kaitlyn (yes she was great and yes she provided and endless number of laughs and YES not figuring out a single digit piece puzzle is iconique *BUT* I kinda group her in the same sort of category as a Victoria where her codependency to the obnoxiously boring CP bot of the season actually had a negative affect on things so here she is)
6. Faysal (WHO FLIPPED?! his HOH reign was legitimately disastrous and he wasn't as fun by the end of the season but I was here for him when he was a dumb meathead jock who knew he was a dumb meathead jock like he knew he was just gonna win a few Competitions and get ousted mid-game and I dig that?)
7. Rachel (I wish we got more of her because the potential was obviously there and she's legitimately ****ing crazy, but she's only like a light green when you get down to it. What IS wrong with Angela though?!?!)
8. Bayleigh (okay while she's definitely NOT the worst HG of all time like Reddit insists she is, I definitely wouldn't consider her anything close to a good person alol. That being said, I said when she was evicted that her arc was sooooo unique and iconic and we'll never see anything like it again. And now we find out about the miscarriage and that just adds a whooooole nother level to it?!?!?! I definitely appreciate her importance in BB lore even IF I do think the beginning of the end of the season was her godawful HOH week and spilling her Power App. Bleedleigh though )
9. Swaggy C (kind of an awful showboat on social media trying to milk his fifteen minutes wayyyyy too much, but I did like him in the house because he was a superfan done right and I would've enjoyed this season much more if he actually cooked some dumbasses)
10. Kaycee (alol so of course I really don't care about her at all BUT ironically stanning her was the best part of the second half of the season. My phone recognizes letsgocee, queencee, slaycee, AND winnerwinnerchickendinnercee now so her impact? Her win was great though )
11. Steve (was a HouseGuest on Big Brother 20)
12. Winston (kind of orange because he seemed really awful at the time but he was also occasionally funny to laugh at AND he became so ****ing inconsequential that none of it ended up mattering? It's scary that he's 28 and acts... how he does and is that obsessed with bro culture, BUT the fact that he's conventionally gorgeous and every single woman treated him like a ****ing joke was a scream)
13. Angela (is there any worse arc than being an outright stank bitch for the first half of the show and then being a ****ing boring gamebot the second half? It's like Aaryn Gries without the racism in a way. And for such a ~fierce ice queen~ she like... only talked **** about people behind their backs and in goodbye messages and literally locked herself in the HOH Room after she nominated Bayleigh and refused to talk to her)
14. Brett (so my biggest endgame revelation was that I decided I REALLY hate Brett! He was a knockoff Zach Rance, which should really just speak for itself. His only purpose was to pop up in the DR and yell "HAHA, LOSERS!!!" despite the fact that he was at the bottom of the majority alliance all summer long and did nothing to improve his standing and then got humiliatingly turfed in the DE. Also, you are NOT a ~cockroach~ if you've never been in danger until like Week 10, and yelling the same tagline over and over again about DEFENSE WINS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS is not funny x)
15. Tyler (I wouldn't call him a bad person, so in that regard he's not as bad as most people who end up on this show, but oh my goddddddddd his edit was insufferable. We did *NOT* need 300+ DRs that were all the same. blah blah LEVEL SIX blah blah CLOUD POWER APP blah blah SUPERFAN blah blah TANGELA and considering how many mistakes he made ~as a mastermind~ his edit just felt like colossal waste of time)
16. JC (a legitimately grimy person who for whatever reason production LOVED and protected through the edit all summer despite having like six different TMZ articles run about him? I think it's literally just because we're supposed to find a short person with a thick accent FUNNY but he was offensive to like all five of my senses on multiple occasions so no)