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Keris McPhers****, a hope you get a rip right up the duff, enjoyin' ma leftovers ye dirty wee slut? A hope wee Waz wae the wee baz is geein you it tight right up the arse, oh look he's got a rash, ye shoulda never went tae Lydia's gaff, ooft, ooft, ooft, Lydia, here we go, gonnae drop it right to the floor, pick her back up 'cos u cannae dae a slut drop ya hoor, everybody knows you've got scabies in a toor, yes, that is it, everybody knows it's Keris McPhick, that's it, you're a wee bitch, enjoy ma ex ya wee ****