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Originally Posted by RileyH

Omg LEGENDS Flo & Joan!

My small, small house isn’t much at all.
It stands at 6 feet tall,
which is average for a man,
and tall for a woman,
but tiny for a house.

My bed doubles up as an ironing board,
I store my mugs inside the holes in the wall.
And who needs windows when you can look at…
the mugs in the wall.

I can shower in the kitchen sink,
can have a shave while I have a drink,
I wash my plates with my feet ‘cos that’s time saving,
now my plates smell like soap and my feet smell like gravy.

But it’s a roof over my noodle, and for now I think it’ll do,
so come on in, mind your head on the door.
My house is my home, no matter how small