[OldShagBuilt]

rewatching ultimate bb 20 something mins in and some classics already lol


John mcririck walks in with a sign saying evict me

John to josie...we call you bristols for obvious reasons your like my wife the boobie, boobie mark 2.

John to josie you genuinly think men are good, there not there lusting aftet your body dear there not being nice, we have to protect you from this ghastly australian.

John to nikki, dont you start winding me up girl im telling you now none of your tantrums with me im not going tto put up with them

Josie, coolios a proper wanker aint he i always thought he was alrite

John to coolio, oh god iv got a wife called the booby im sick of her, shes old her bodies sagging shes been clinging on to me for to long, shes very fortunate for what shes got

John to nikki, greyhound racing is terrific its not cruel there so happy chasing the bunny whats wrong with it they want to chase, are you so inhuman you dont know animals do what they naturally do whats wrong with you

John in diary room nikki is everything thats wrong with woman hood shes absolutely dreadful creature shes no bran