[andybigbro]

Jane was Fat. She had just recently ate and was ready to boink. When she came in from University she wanted her Mirror to know that everything was sexy and that her bum was ok. When she relised that her fat wasnt there she began to run and then jump. She then farted and killed her neighbour. She was sooo happy which made her sing. Her friend Mobo, went to poo to help her out.