Big Brother 5 - Launch Night
1. Nadia
2. Victor
3. Michelle
4. Shell
5. Emma
6. Stuart
7. Daniel
8. Kitten
9. Vanessa
10. Jason
11. Marco
12. Ahmed
Not here for Ahmed (or as Davina kept saying, ARGHmed) the raging homophobe
I was eating my breakfast when we were introduced to Jason! Ffs!

“The Shagger from the ‘Shire”
And then we have Kitten, who decides to have a casual strop just before entering the house because she couldn’t find her girlfriend in the crowd