[Macie Lightfoot]

1. Akeem (I ranked the cast a week ago and had Daddy as #3 but #1 just feels *right* for me! An overly competitive but generally pleasantly nice dude who the entire house HATES for........ reasons unknown? Sign me up <33333)
2. Anamelia (lmao what a tour de force. I haven't felt this attached to a first boot since...... Sophia BB10? GOD MADE HER THIS WAY!!!!!!!)
3. Tomasz (when I ranked the cast a few days ago I had him as #1 and he WAS fantastic and probably delivered the most objectively and I appreciate him a lot buuuuuut he's not an all time Troy favo because he's just too...... mainstream? IDK idk)
4. Sian (part of me feels like she should soooooo be 5th and below Kay because lol at her edit BUT I appreciated her as my personal surrogate in there just narrating all of Lewis F's bull**** before he did it <3 also lmfao at her revelation that when her kid goes to bed she just sits there and stares at the walls <33333)
5. Kay (part of me feels like I should LOVE her and have her in my top 4, and I do like her a lot and looooooved her last few days where she just railed at Lewis F both passive-aggressively and aggressive-aggressively, but something's just holding me back from ranking her higher and I can't put my finger on it? Maybe just because it feels like she came and went and ultimately didn't have much of an impact despite being ****ing insane?!)
6. Isabella (Perfectly pleasant and nice and royally ****ed over just on the basis on being an intruder. Tale as old as time but man she really had the short end of every ****ing stick in there)
7. Brooke (definitely a good person who you would want to be friends with in real life, but this house was too normal for her to serve a purpose? Like put her in an actual nasty house and she'd be an amazing voice of reason who we'd all love)
8. Kenaley (She hardly existed and half of y'all act like she was the best HM ever like she was likable the handful of times she appeared on screen but sis that edit did her no favors)
9. Cian (offensively inoffensive? The attempted Brian Dowling sequel that no one asked for)
10. Isaac (I feel like I'm supposed to hate him but I don't? Like what is an Isaac? For all the times he was a big of a sleaze he also got mad at Lewis G and had a cute friendship with Toamsz so)
11. Hussain (okay so his trying to take ownership of Isabella like she was a piece of property SUCKED but I appreciated his war against Lewis F so it balances out just barely?)
12. Zoe (she's not one of the worst of all time like some people try to make her out to be but she's firmly not good lol. She would have CRACKED in a 93 day C4 series but since this was a nicey nice house and the series only lasted 50 days everyone just took her at face value even though she's clearly NOT the dead normal me chicks he wants to be seen as?)
13. Lewis F (his lows were LOW but eh he was okay like 15% of the time which was really only when he was rallying against Lewis G and having sexual tension with Anamelia. THAT BEING SAID, he's a tosser and his **** against Lewis G was entirely fabricated!)
14. Ellis (lol she tried to showmance Lewis G, good riddance that she was ejected)
15. Cameron (why are we supposed to find it funny and endearing when he moans but then hate Pieface and Ashleigh Coyle for it? I smell some sexism and classism!)
16. Lewis G (not as bad as he could have been but eeeeek we did not need a Bear knockoff whose schtick is like....... singing za-di-za?)