[Shaun]

Jack likes to collect used tampons, and his friend, Amy21 does too. They visit porno shops together and sing seductively all the while. Their favourite TV show is too explicit to mention. Then the police arrested Amy21 for stealing a humble pie. Jack then exploded and screamed when he found a hole in the pet parrot he'd just bought. All of a sudden, a stapler flew into the fifth dimension and killed Jacks parrot. Jack then danced the night away with a flamingo.