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Old 20-11-2007, 01:50 PM #4
DreadPirate DreadPirate is offline
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*BRRRINNNNGGGGG BRRRRIIINNNNGGGG*

Hi there...with whom do I have the pleasure of conversing?

Sharon? Well, Sharon this is Ted Nugent...Ted Nugent...The Nuge...The Motor-City Madman...you know "Cat Scratch Fever, un,un,un"...I was on the VH-1 show "Supergroup"...right, I was the old guy you didn't know.

Sharon, I want to make a reservation at your fine establishment...but I need to know...if I bring some home killed meat will you all grill it up for me? I've got some boar I'm dying to try.


Well hello there Mr. Motor City Madman... I really don't remember you too much but Im sure my Mum does.

A table for how many?

Oh....you'll be pleased to know our guest chef for the evening is the lovely...


CAROLE VINCENT



HEEEEEYYYY....

If Mr. Nugent wants some fresh kill stew, tell him to bring that carcass down... Mama Vincent taught me a recipe that is just great.... and by the way... I was once one of your roadies!
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