[Cal.]

Get up at about half 6/7
Open prezzies til like half 8
Tidy up til like half 9
Nap until about half 10
Shower and get ready
Start on the bevvies about 11/half past
Piss about for a while drinking and spend time with the family
Have Christmas dinner around 2/3
Help clean up
Play a family board game at like 4
Watch the Christmas telly
Fall asleep early!

This year will be different because I wont be having my piss about and bevvy time between 11 and 2 as I’m off to work for a few hours!