[Swan]

I had a bet on Cameron to win. Got a bank loan of £100,000 to fund the bet. Bank were more than happy to lend me the money. He was 10/1 when i placed the bet, so i won £1m. Easy money.

Obviously i can't prove this, but it is true.

I also make £250k a month using the Brit Method.

Anyway, must dash, it's windy out and my money tree is dropping 50's.