[Withano]

Nah, Mary either cheated on Joseph, or banged him before they were married so they created a story so she wouldnt get stoned to death.. after a few years the son got in on the lie and learnt a few ‘magic’ tricks to make that money. He eventually gained a few h8rz but his m8z was all like ‘nah he died for your sins you horrible person’ when actually he died because he pissed off the clever kids in town that saw through his wall of lies.

Amen