15-13
15: The Megan Barton-Hansen Experience
Now I have that written out I’m picturing a Thorpe park ride where you zoom off into ha baggeh fanneh, doing loops and having t’TIME of your life, before coming out on the other side to female empowerment anthem ‘Who Run The World Girls!’ as plastic surgery needles fall from the sky, whew. ANYWHO Miss Meg brought some fire into an extremely boring Love Island, showing one of two facial expressions, stone cold and evil smirk, multi talented
one of my fave islanders ever and the way she controlled every man in that villa was genius
Possibly my fave few moments of the series was
‘CHEERS FOR TELLEN MEH, YEW FOOKIN SLAG’
‘Did she just call me a slag?
‘YER AH DID JUST CALL YEW A FOOKIN SLAG, YEW STOOPID BETCH’
14: Acacia & Aaliyah surviving 4 Eliminations
The modern day Katie Waissel’s in the form of two 15 year old girls
their odds were not in favour for them to come fourth. Them being women of colour, perceived as over confident, rapping and being young should’ve been a perfect recipe for the first boot, but surprisingly they were never actually in the bottom 2 and had good support in the first few weeks. The gag of them sliding through every week and taking out loads of early faves like Shan and Misunderstood was a scream to watch and them only ever performing like 5 songs too, we love resourceful legends! Their best sing off by far
13: Hayley & Charlie’s Dumping Interview
I mean Hayley as a whole was a scream, but this moment I replayed so many times. It makes it even better that picture of them that was tweeted sat next to each other at the airport going home whilst both being on their phones, followed by the messy This Morning interview on different sofas
‘Ah didnae tell yew to put all yer time in meh ah stated that from t’start
but things don’t need to end bittah
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‘Ah don’t hav any fink else to say back… sorreh’