[zed2010]

I was at the auditions in Edinburgh and man you should have seen the sights!! There were Alice Cooper wannabees, ponrstar actresses, the usual mix of boobs and bums and even a smackhead! Best thing I saw was an asian dude wearing a scottish kilt and his face painted like a Maori warrior. Only 40 people out of 2000 were asked back on Sunday and I wasn't one of them, but then again I never auditioned cos I'm too good for this show.