It's been nearly two months since BB ended on channel 5 and its safe to say that since then, Channel 5 have officially gone from bad to worse.
Firstly, they're bringing back The Bachelor UK, which flopped terribly when C5 last aired it in 2012. I honestly cannot understand why they would even think about replacing BB with a programme that they have already aired before and failed. I can already see it flopping once again, no one cared about it the first time anyway and no one will care about it this time either.
Secondly, their new year's eve schedule consists of the following ****e:
20:00
Cruising With Jane McDonald
S2 E5 CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
21:00
Jane McDonald & Friends
S2 E8 JANE & FRIENDS AT NEW YEAR
22:00
The Jane McDonald Story
S1 E1 THE JANE MCDONALD STORY
22:55
Cruising With Jane McDonald
S2 E3 RHONE RIVER
23:55
Jane McDonald & Friends
S2 E9 EPISODE 9
It's so blatantly obvious that Bent Frown has a boner for Jane McDonald. I mean seriously, who in their right mind would want to watch an evening dedicated to some washed-up, irrelevant cruise ship singer?? Certainly not me.
And then there are those time-wasting railroad/train documentaries (There's like 100 of them now) and meaningless compilation shows such as "Britain's Favourite Biscuit" and now "Britain's Favourite Chocolate Bar", what next?? Britain's Favourite Crisps?? So juvenile and pathetic.
And don't get me started on those tedious benefits documentaries and their other awful and overrated shows such as Rich House Poor House, Can't Pay, We'll Take It Away, Yorkshire Vet, Hotel Inspector, GPs Behind Closed Doors etc.
If this is what C5 will look like without BB, then Bent Frown and co. should be deeply ashamed of themselves because they're just scraping the bottom of the barrel with their awful roster. It might as well be re-named to "Channel Scum", "Channel Flop" or "Channel Jane McDonald".