Forget The Ivy, Nobu or The Embassy, the place to be seen last night was at the Big Brother All Years Party & Dinner Date Auction at The Chapel Bar in London. Well, erm, if you’re a long-forgotten ex-BB housemate that is. The party was meant to be an event that reunited “over one hundred” ex-housemates, where some lucky ticket holders could even win a date with some of the single ones, but, according to our spies, only just over 30 former contestants bothered turning up. And most of them were from BB8 and NO ONE from BB1 came at all. Brian Belo was notably absent, Liam got into a argument with some photographers and Tracey (’ave it) was chucked out by bouncers. Oh, and the promised awards for the Sexiest Female, Male etc were cancelled due to some problem with the voting. Oh, and we had a very good laugh at camp crimper Craig Coates who rocked up wearing a Julie Andrews (as in The Sound of Music) wig. He later revealed that him and Anthony are no longer on speaking terms. Bit of a damp squib then, really. At least big names such as The Cheeky Girls and Ricardo from The Salon showed up...