[andybigbro]

Gemma heard the neighbour Phyllis having an unusual orgasm, sounding very painful. Judge Judy screamed at a radiator for burning her. Happy thanksgiving pilgrims, a coconut hit Denise Welch's vagina, it was wet and caked with spotted dick and squirty cream. Denise unlocked her box of her emergency big dildos and used the biggest dildo to stop Phyllis using hers. "Fook me" cried a sweating Eminem. “Phyllis!” shouted Denise "sit on him!"

Phyllis then proceeded to sit on a chaise lounge and phoned 999, no one answered. This made Phyllis angry but horny