82. Bitch I'm Madonna (ft. Nicki Minaj)
Simply atrocious. I heard this the first time recently, and as someone who's been working through M's discography from start to finish, I am just shocked (and disappointed?) that such an icon could release such an awful song. Horrible, dated production, terrible lyrics, and an all-round busted concept.
81. Revolver (ft. Lil' Wayne)
Sickly sweet production, awful lyrics, and ****ing Lil' Wayne. Foreshadowing her 2010s output?
80. Die Another Day
Bond themes to me generally suck, but she made one of the worst ones. How?
79. Love Profusion
'I've got you...underneath my skin' isn't a substitute for quality lyrical content! Honestly, Love Profusion just puts me to sleep. It's as though it never really goes anywhere.
78. Living For Love
It's cute in parts I guess, but others are just voids. I really begrudge M releasing such an underwhelming lead single.
77. Hey You
Completely discardable.
76. Masterpiece
Forgettable melody mixed with unbearable lyrics.
That's enough weak drags for now!