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Harry Potter began to impregnate Moaning Myrtle brutally and contracted gonorrhoea. This turned on Tweedledum and Tweedledee and TweedleTWAT making it Tweedlesome. Ron queefed loudly in the direction of Shrek who ****ed Rylan, Speidi, Ryan, Claire, Razor simultaneously until he noticed that Fiona was punching Pinocchio, Donkey and Puss. Shrek pulled out his green willy, showering Nana Julie with Nolan sisters. Frank Carson’s dressing gown came undone, visually raping Linda Barkers redesigned kitchen. She screamed for Rachel Dolezal, who answered the call from Pennywise the dancing nun.

Gino D’acampo put pasta on Holly and Phillip. Holly's flaps said "Pasta aches us"