[Glenn.]

Harry Potter began to impregnate Moaning Myrtle brutally and contracted gonorrhoea. This turned on Tweedledum and Tweedledee and TweedleTWAT making it Tweedlesome. Ron queefed loudly in the direction of Shrek who ****ed Rylan, Speidi, Ryan, Claire, Razor simultaneously until he noticed that Fiona was punching Pinocchio, Donkey and Puss. Shrek pulled out his green willy, showering Nana Julie with Nolan sisters. Frank Carson’s dressing gown came undone, visually raping Linda Barkers redesigned kitchen. She screamed for Rachel Dolezal, who answered the call from Pennywise the dancing nun.

Gino D’acampo put pasta on Holly and Phillip. Holly's flaps said "Pasta aches us" whilst Phillip asked Dr Chris where Alison was. “She’s milking Lorraine”, said the doctor who milked himself In front of a terrified, howling Peggy Mitchell who was a guest loose woman. “Justice for Kim!” cried Aggie Mackenzie whilst breastfeeding Judge Rinder, Jeremy Kyle stereotyped chavs jumped in front of Eamonn’s collection of mushrooms