It was the last day at school before the Christmas holidays and I asked a friend what he had asked Santa to get him, he said he didn't exist so I went home and kept asking my mum but she just said don't be silly and so I just believed her and went on happy as normal.
It got to a few days after Christmas and my mum told me he weren't real, probably didn't say beforehand as she didn't want to ruin xmas for me and she'd already got the present, or maybe she just liked getting the extra mince pies and glass of brandy each year
.Sod knows where the carrot went!