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Originally Posted by Matthew.
Big Brother’s Dating Service 
“My ideal partner must be of muscular build, tanned, have a good sense of humour, must like making bread because that’s one of me new hobbies” |
Bea did it better 5 years later
“My name is Aphrodite and I am looking for true love with somebody who is an articulate, well-read, interesting, caring, considerate, Bohemian prince, who’s got a little bit of stubble but not too long and nice, long hair that’s not too long either, probably about to here (points to under her nose) would be great!
I like blue eyes and I like a nice tan, I like somebody who wears nice clothes, I like somebody, umm you have to be tall, at least 6 foot! I like somebody who’s into tantra, who’s very spiritual and I like somebody who’s very musical as well, because I’m not very musical, if you could play the guitar that would be amazing!
Somebody who would be a fantastic father for maybe 6 or 7 children, somebody who’s very physical, romantically physical, if you know what I mean
Somebody who likes the finer things in life but also likes festivals, so we can go camping together, somebody who gets on with my mum, that’s usually fine because she’s very easy to get on with. I like the whole sort of Jesus look actually, so like a hippie but not a smelly one
I’ve been waiting my whole life for true love, please find him for me Big Brother!”