[Kate..]

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

A shrimp's heart is in it's head.

People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a mili-second.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. (who cares! they have 30 minute orgasms!)

Rats and horses can't vomit.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.

If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, you might pop an eyeball out.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

A crocodile can't move its tongue and cannot chew. Its digestive juices are so strong that it can digest a steel nail.