[Beso]

Have you ever been banned from your local?


Or anywhere else, like the chippy.

Or something cute like a room if someone's making you something.

I got banned from Sunday school when I was 4 yr old...45 yrs ago...for soiling my pants.

My mum came and picked me up, me weeping and stinking in the corner next to the tiny piano, itchy Sunday school shorts holding the weight of my sobbing jobby.


I'm not sure if I was technically banned, but that's the story my mum tells.