1) A tie between Sam Kay (BB16) and Sam Brodie (BB7)
2) Sam Heuston (BB6)
3) Sam Evans (BB14)
4) Samantha Fox (CBB16)
5) Samantha Brick (CBB10)
Admittedly I mostly dislike Sam Pepper because of his post-show antics but I'm not entertaining the idea of including him here
Faiers was boring
Robertson is a ****ing DADDY but boring housemate
Giffen was abysmal
Thompson was a childish asshole
Chaloner was ok actually! and had a nice willy!