[Shaun]

1) The Big Bang Theory - the worst comedy of all time
2) The Following - I know this ended ages ago but my housemate kept trying to give it a chance and it was just SO awful, and now Kevin Bacon's resorted to terrible EE adverts so it must've been a nadir.
3) Celebrity Juice - shrill, annoying, gutter-trash
4) 13 Reasons Why - hardly any of them can act and the entire premise is just grotesque
5) Britain's Got Talent. I just... don't understand... how this is still on the air. I know ITV love shoveling the same crap down our throats every year with I'm a Celeb, Dancing on Ice, The Voice and everything but every year it's just... "kid with dog", "kid who can sing", "choir that are all friends", "magician", "foreign magician", "40 dance troupes", "scary guy doing something silly with a knife/sword", "bad comedian", "disabled person who is inspirational". And there's also Amanda Holden being more wooden than a Trojan horse, and David Walliams trodding out tired, gross stereotypes and pushing the perception of gays back another 40 years. I've only just gone tired with the X Factor but this one was one that wore out, like, 3 years into the game.

Not quite top five but I am also baffled by 'How I Met Your Mother'. Just seemed....sterile and uninteresting. Must be a hettie thing.

I know there's a ton of shows I'm not interested in, or are outwardly morally-bankrupt and full of lies and shenanigans (see: every ghost-hunting show) but I've never really endured them enough to care.