Literally twice in the last 18 months (a stag night, and then the wedding of said stag). Probably had alcohol fewer than 10 times in the last 5 years

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Honestly "casual alcoholism" is far too accepted in the UK; it's a real problem, guyz

. Having a few "party years" from the teens into the 20's is inevitable but at some point it's time to grow up and learn to enjoy reality without hiding behind a haze of drugs

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