[Lauren]

Best friend

"*random fall out boy lyrics*

CRY CRY CRY!

xx"

Flatmate

"hey, there is no ulterior motive here, but have you SEEN the bathrooms on a floor???

and yes i am refering to the scary amounts of loose hair in the showers. who do you suspect?? seriously, its vile. do the cleaners even remove it or just.... clean round it?? *vomits*
xxx"

Friend

"I had headphones in!!! did you touch me?!!?!? i wouldve turned around if did that!! x

THE BEST ONE!!! - my roomate

"miss fanny have u snuck a man into ure room?"

I'll stop now