First of all its bank holiday have a bloody day off.
If you do have to run can you do it in a fashion that doesn't make you look like a 1970/80s bully victim...
Also..when I'm walking along on the other side of the road....you stop 20 yards ahead and walk to see if I'm looking...you only start running again cause I didn't look and you think your 2 fat still.....
Well you ain't. ..I didn't look cause in my opinion, as I watched you gracefully heaving yourself along the road is that you look just fine already...