[supernoodles!]

Jade Goody has issued a warning to all the other reality TV wannabes. As she revealed plans for her own return to the spotlight, starting with a Christmas cookery book for dummies, she sent a message to her fellow reality TV stars telling them they did not deserve to be called celebrities. "People who are celebrities are writers, talented musicians, artists and actors. Chantelle, Chanelle, Danielle Lloyd – you are not celebrities! You're just lucky." We LOVE it! Fake handbags at dawn! And while she was on a (Christmas) roll, Jade also declared that she was planning to conquer Hollywood in the near future. We assume she means the Hollywood in County Wicklow, Ireland...