People really have scrambled or poached eggs on a FRY up?
Mind, I am probably guilty of whatever I am pointlessly pointing out because I have toast instead of fried bread. Not sure why but fried bread is just really gross to me..
Honestly though, I chose pork sausages as thats the only sausage I like, but on a real ideal breakfast, I would not have sausage at all and instead have extra bacon