Welcome to Divas week on strictly tibb dancing. Yasssss Queen. That right our top 9 will be sassing their way around the floor for us tonight. So let's get on with it!
First to take to the floor is Kazanne and Kevin with a Jive to Blondie Denis Denis
Cherie: Someone knows I love Blondie! great jive
Pam:Ooh I love Blondie, when me and Mick first met we used to dance to this all night long
Adam: It was a very fun dance
Barry: Blondie a diva? Anyway it was a good jive.
Parmnion: Denis Denis sounds like a Scottish person saying don't...but this Scottish person says do do...fantastic jive
Cherie:10!
Pam:7
Adam:8
Barry:9
Parmnion:10!
Next up is Girth and Nadiya with a Viennese waltz to Toni Braxton Unbreak my heart
Cherie: Good song for the dance, is she a diva, not sure
Pam:this reminds me of when me, Dawn and Japanese Margaret were going to enter Britain’s got talent, although unfortunately that all didn’t work out after Japanese Margaret wouldn’t wear the costume, anyway I digress
Adam: I was bored babe
Barry: Heartbreak songs are so in. Great job on this
Parmnion: Unbreak my heart....nice try sugar tits.....bring an ac/dc song and a pick axe next time
Cherie:8
Pam:6
Adam:3
Barry:9
Parmnion:2
Next is Tony and Kristina with Theatre Jazz to Diana Ross I'm coming out
Cherie: Fabulous
Pam:The minute you walked in the joint DOON DOON! This is interesting because Denise and Paul across the road, their daughter, Nicola, is a lesbian gay and she has NEVER got on with Denise, So I'm wondering, don't get on with the mother - lesbian gay, don't get on with the dad... gay gay
Adam: Was the style Jazz or Dad dance?
Barry: Come out luv! What a way to say you are gay
Parmnion: this was way to gay for theatre Jazz
Cherie:10!
Pam:8
Adam:2
Barry:9
Parmnion:3
Next is Niamh and Gorka with an American Smooth to Sonny and Cher it never rains in South carolina
Cherie: Great choice and thinking outside the box, knocking off a point for Sonny though
Pam:I'm not being funny, Stacey, but get a life, What you danced just now was really boring.
I mean, I can jabber with the best of them, but that? I switched off at the end of banana. Sorry. You wanna get out of the house. I know! Why don't you come fencing with me tomorrow, Because you know Pat? Fat No More Pat? Fat No More Pat, She can't come cos she's having her staples out. You could make up the numbers!
Adam:* I wasnt crazy about it
Barry: Look, I love Cher but the song was only just ok
Parmnion: oh yeah, as smooth as Scots man scrotum...fantastic that you squeezed 2 divas in as well
Cherie:9
Pam:5
Adam:5
Barry:7
Parmnion:7
Next is Nicky and AJ with a Rumba to Whitney Houston I will always love you(this cover)
Cherie: Suited the song and she has a great voice, something missing for me though
Pam: aww I love young love! Big fat Sue would be proud!
Adam: there was a lack of sexual content
Barry: She was pretty good but she has some mistakes. But for the dance it was fine
Parmnion: she may do always love us, but she's dead....like your left leg during that dance, did you bump it darling
Cherie:8
Pam:7
Adam:2
Barry:8
Parmnion:6
Next is Morgan and Aliona with a Salsa to Beyonce Naughty Girl
Cherie:Hot!
Pam: I’m not drunk drunk, but I have had some wines
Adam:* It wasnt really working for me
Barry: A good choice. Salsa was fine too
Parmnion: yeah this is more like it, a very very naught salsa..I need a lay.down.
Cherie:10!
Pam:10!
Adam:2
Barry:8
Parmnion:10!
Next is Liam and Dianne with Contemporary to Christina Aguilera The voice within
Cherie:Stunning
Pam: I know what you’re doing, Michael!
Adam:Stunning
Barry: Sad. I loved this dance. You owned it
Parmnion: contempory bores me, like this song and dance
Cherie:10!
Pam:9
Adam:10!
Barry:10!
Parmnion:3
Next is Livia and Alijaz with a Cha Cha to Duck Sauce Barbara Streisand
Cherie: Can't fault this a twist on the theme too
Pam: I’m only giving this a 9 Because you will be up that golf club tomorrow and you'll be giving it all this.
'D'you know what my wife Pamela had last night?' 'D'you what my fat, disgusting wife Pamela had? Three steaks!' They'll tell their wives, and before you know it I'll be known as Three Steaks Pam. Like when I had a urine infection, Look what they called me then.
Adam: it was fantastic but the music wasn't
Barry: Um..... Yes ok I get it but was it a cha cha?
Parmnion: I ain't never cha cha Chad or choose choose chode like I did during that performance...but then again I've never cha cha Chad or choose choose chode...must do better next week
Cherie:10!
Pam:9
Adam:7
Barry:6
Parmnion:5
Closing the show is Moniqua and Giovanni with a Samba to Aitana x lele pons Telefono
Cherie:New song to me which suits the dance is she a diva... Maybe?
Pam: I just love the drama Mick!
Adam: What a very sexy performance
Barry: Oof! Wasn't a fan of this but it did go with the dance
Parmnion:OUT
Cherie:8
Pam:3
Adam:9
Barry:7
Parmnion:0