Thank you, Hooley .............. I'll put them away in a safe place until Mark's birthday, and we'll say no more about this little 'incident'.
OK, I'll take you on as Junior Barman on a trial basis - situation to be reviewed after 4 weeks ...... Comprendez?
Don't think we have a Doorman at the moment, cc100 so if you're volunteering then the position's yours!
