[A favourite haunt of Westminster staffers, The Red Lion,
acted more like a nightclub than a pub last night,
as bouncers refused punters entry through the door at the back,
and patrons had to get their hands stamped
in order to have access to the loos.
Guido is told the pub instituted its new authoritarian system in response
to Extinction Rebellion’s protesters abusing its facilities without paying.
Classic communists: sponging as much as they can
and exasperating the hard-working, low paid staff…]