Ben: What are my good points and what are my bad points? Be honest.
Corin: Ummm... your bad point is you're
vereh sneeeakeh. Very sneakeh, and like, don't mean this in a bad way but like, it's-all-about-YOU? D'ya know what I mean? Liike, if I for instance, left, a little bit of fake tan there in the bathroom and I thought "Oh I've got that fake tan, I'm saving it for when I get kicked out of here".
Ben: Yeah.
Corin: You might think... "I'll take a little bit, she'll never notice.
"
Ben:
. Yeah you're right. You are right.
Corin: And then I'd say if you took it, and it's gone proper you'd say "NONONO I HAVEN'T TOUCHED IT I HAVEN'T TOUCHED IT", and then the guilt might get to you in the nighttime and you might say "I'll be honest I have done, I did take a little bit."
Ben: So those are my bad points, what are my good points?
Corin: Ummm...
Ben: Haha, can't think of any.
Corin: ..........
Ben: Am I kind? I hope I'm kind.
Corin: Ummm............I don't know realleh, are ya kind? Have you--yeah I should imagine so--yeah yeah you ARE kind actualleh, I take that BACK. Like... "What's your's... is your's. And what's mine... is your's." D'ya know what I mean?
Ben:
You don't have a very high opinion of me do you Corin?
Corin: No ya know I do Ben, I think you're mint, you know that... don't ya?
Ben: People like John can see the BAD bits in me but are too
stupid to see any of the good side.
Corin: Well, the good side, the funny side, the sense of humor side, but then I don't take life too seriously so that's probably why you choose to come up to me and chat with me about Corrie yet you'll go and chat to someone else about politics like, you wouldn't even start a conversation with me about politics cause you know I'd just say "Ben shut up."
Ben: You wouldn't be interested.
Corin: No!
These two together is always a highlight for me in the rare times it occurs and this is one of the first of several occasions
