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I've just watched the dances on YouTube... Emma W, as much as I like her, was objectively the worst tonight (that was a loooong 90 seconds), but the judges a) overscoring Mike week-on-week and b) constantly saving him despite the fact that he's about as popular as typhoid with the viewing audience tells me that he must have incriminating photographic evidence of the judges snorting coke off of a male stripper's G-string