I am very tempted now to do it, but after sharing one of the very few bus journeys recently with a woman who is convinced she is the actual Queen (and she had a big file of papers to prove it) and that Liz and Philip are going to be ousted any day now, I'm worried I might be Liz's long lost daughter
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'put a bit of lippy on and run a brush through your hair, we are alcoholics, not savages'