[Toy Soldier]

I cry openly at the ****test/most clichéd TV and movie "emotional moments" whereas I almost never cry if anyone can see me, even my family, because I find it impossible due to being socially conditioned by a harsh patriarchal society that hammered home the message that big boys don't cry, so I have pent up tears that come out in torrents for mediocre television.

I also have started singing at my dog, with the song lyrics altered to be about dogs. But I don't think that's all that weird to be honest.