The Hot Dog
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I wanted to be a hotdog because who doesn’t want a massive sausage between their buns. The saucier the better for me, I need a good dollop of ketchup, Heinz, hp, daddies, ASDA’s own I’m not too bothered as long as its on there. I like some mustard too. Oh and cheese Im all about the cheese. I love the fact that hot dogs come in all shapes and sizes, I’m all for that, you can even get mini hot dogs, Id have to have 3 mini ones though!
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Mitchell: Ok so I love you. Your performance was sexy, saucy and not a beef hot dog, but a lovely pork hot dog, I think you love nothing more than sausages all in your mouth, but the ASDA clue sealed it for me, ARISTA!
Maxxie: Now that’s what we need a lit bit of saucy spice to the TiBBMS! Was getting major drag race vibes from the clue package, is Baga Chipz a member of tibb?