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Default ALL Britney Spears songs RANKED! X

inspired my saph's rank of madonna tracks, I had a lil re-listen to britney's discography this morn and had a thought to rate all her songs (excluding some b-sides because who cba)

have a lil read girls


#140- #100 (trash)
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arguably the worst thing she's ever done, the way this might of worked if they did a lil country song, jamie's market, but no this kidz bop auto tuned mess is what they delivered











the worst on her debut by a long mile, dated production even in 1999








this will i am collab foreshadowing some terrible music that's about to come in her next album






the way this song was bad enough and britney had the nerve to put it on two albums














not really strong at all on it's own, but it's a perfect closing song for oops, which bases it's transitions of a teenager's romances




















would of been better without justin's background vocals






















#100- #80 (meh)
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queen of dubstep!!!!


the mariah influence came out


the rolling hew?


the way cher was shaking































the one and only time they worked together on something good




#80- #60 (excellent)
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this collab deserved better


darkchild remix slaps but overprotected is quite overrated by the fans sorry




used to not like boys because i don't really rate parallel's productions (sweetner is ariana's worst album because of it) but idk i've warmed to this bop




britney has said throughout her career, that she HATES sometimes but I don't care it's a classic


iconic, sorry i don't make the rules!


eats up all i want for christmas is you a bit








glory's most underrated.


a smash uk number one hit! maybe the our country can serve some taste


the closest we've got to a official britney and gaga collab




her most under looked music video for sure, inspired many female pop music videos today, most recent delicate by miss swift





#60- #40 (yes bitch)
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I heard this forced xtina into early retirement?




1. she looked STUNNING
2. the man is FIT
3. one of her best ballads





















the bridge



the whitNEY vocals WHEW!



#40- #20 (pop excellence)
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peaked top 70 on the charts despite not being a single, the would of been a hit


easily her last big hit, everyone knows work bitch!


LEAK THE ORIGINAL DOLL




this video would of been one of the best of her entire career.. the song is great, would of been higher if that video was actually official, ruins the song when I watch the actual video that was released






the way this should of been a single















...and the academy award goes to


britney inventing PC music? a trendsetter (nothing but high praise for rolling stones best song of 2011)




#20- #1 (this is a place for legends, okay?)
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glory era was so damn frustrating, mood ring was the best song on the album and her team made it a japanese bonus track this was exactly the sound britney should of been going for in 2016











better then everytime idga


literally makes the song her own!! only britney


no pop girl has perfectly crafted their sophomore album like this...


imagine a britney album full of 80s inspired bops, her confessions era needs to be upon us


another blueprint visual and song for the new pop girlies, an anthem




most iconic pop song ever? dare I say more






the one and only comeback queen


legendary.


timeless could still be released today, I want an album full of slow serves like breathe on me
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