Well I don’t quite know how this happened, I literally had Melissa Joan Hart telling you to vote me out and I was still bloody saved for an easy win
I did this game purely as a favour to Morgan really, because I wanted his (and Luke’s) game to be a success, I didn’t really care about it until the game started and I realised how awfully competitive I was.
I started the game with the other key workers, but unfortunately, more than likely through my insecurities and other people saying so, it seemed like at least one of them was strategising with the enemy
so me and Ant jumped ship (quietly, we still had loyalty towards Tony and Matthew, just felt we were better off with our wizard) and formed the alliance, named Orgy.
We made so many game moves but truthfully I won’t say any of them as I simply don’t want to win.
However I’d like to say a little something to everyone.
Cal Louise, you weren’t in the game for very long, but you’re a class act and just a fantastic gal in general.
Shaun, didn’t really get to know you, but I’m sure you were fantastic
Barry, I may have tried blaming you for stuff you didn’t do, but you were always completely understanding of it and an amazing sport, I’m gutted you didn’t make jury. (Even if you never even made it into the OP)
Matthew, my god do I feel awful at some of the moves I made regarding you, in a way I wanted to do this game without relying on you to carry me through, and I guess it worked to some extent, but I think the world of you and will make it up to you
Sherzy, whilst I believe you were an enormous threat to my game, you are an absolute delight and it’s easy to see why you are so adored by everyone.
Sle, you obviously did something right to have such a target on your back, you’re a fierce player and your avatar is top class.
Kate, the one everyone has been waiting for, i can’t say I’ve been a fan of you during the game and your words after you were evicted, however hopefully we can get things back on track at a further date, once everything has calmed down.
Marc, what a bloody icon you are, the tidbits of information you gave us were pretty vital to our game, and if you weren’t such a threat, it really could’ve made us keep you in longer, you are a fierce competitor and am thrilled to have had the chance to play with you. (Not in the same way Adam has)
Aaron, I’ve only really spoken to you briefly, but you seem an amazing lad and someone who is the future of TiBB games, I hope you get the opportunity to do more.
Tony, you are a bloody angel, although you weren’t directly involved in Orgy, me and Ant did stay protective of you and did want you as far as possible, even if I believe you would’ve won against any of us 3, I adore you
Adam, you’re a controversial persons and everyone thought you’d be out very early, however you proved everyone wrong and in the end showed yourself to be a lot of fun, hopefully this will help you turn your reputation around.
And I’m now left with my orgy buddies, bear in mind that I’m writing this not knowing which of the two has taken me to the final (hopefully neither
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Wizard, although we only joined forces in round 2, it feels like I’ve gone the whole distance with you, you’re a phenomenal player and an even better friend, and I’ve loved getting to know you a lot more, you’re fierce, you’re hilarious, you’re caring, everything a TiBB member should be, thank you and I hope you win.
Ant, when I agreed to do this game, it was on the condition that I’d get to play the game with you, there was no doubt in my mind we’d ever be playing this in different teams, and you didn’t disappoint, you’ve been there for me the whole game, always trying to keep me in no matter what, I think you’re a phenomenal player and an even better friend and I’m glad that this horrendous virus has at least given me more than 2 replies a week from you.
I just wanna say a thank you to Morgan and Luke for running a brilliant game, I know it’s not come at an easy time for either of you, but you’ve both done an amazing job and have thoroughly entertained us for the last 3 and a half days that this game has been running, and thanks for rigging it for me.
I wanna end this speech by saying that you should not vote for me, and here’s some reasons why.
Adjoa was a dull as **** housemate
Perez was equally as bad as Hopkins
Rihanna has been mostly **** since 2014.
Work Bitch was shockingly terrible and nowhere near top tier Britney
I once called my dog a stupid c word in a nice voice, to see if he wagged his tail... (he did)
Anyone who votes for me to win will lose their chance to be on my Most Loved 2021 list, I will refuse to vote for you in either round (although I forget to vote for Adam anyway, so hardly a threat), so think about that before you vote me as your winner, I simply don’t want to win, vote for the sexy icon sat next to me.
Thanks xx