[Mitchell]

And here are the transcripts

Spoiler:

Beaver


I’m the beaver and I’m here to prove that age is just a number

I’ve been in your living rooms for years, think you’ve sussed me already? Have a sticker?

I’m in this competition as I know some of this website hates meg well frankly, I don’t give a dam

Get it, dam, beaver, oh forget it!

I’m excited for my performance, but I don’t want to be an eager beaver

IPHONE


You have a new message from, iphone, hello, I’m iPhone

I’m the iPhone as I have so many features and because I’m so damn addictive

People always seem to use me to upload statuses, they could be on Apollo 11 and still be glued to me.

I’m here to prove that you don’t have to be from a certain era to appreciate me

Camel

Howdy, I’m the camel.

This isn’t how I usually spend my Saturday so you’ll have to bare with me.

I’ve never entered a reality competition before, but I’ve always been within spitting distance of them.

I sing everywhere in the shower, in the kitchen, I even sing on my daily stroll.

I just hope I’m not too tone deaf.

GIRAFFE

Hey there, giraffe here to rock you.

I’m giraffe as my career has taken many heights, in various different fields.

I was an only child growing up, and had a very small family, but music has always been in my DNA

I’m a lover of all people, some more than others.

Tonight, on my own, I’m about to show you what I can really do

LEMON

No need to be bitter, I’m lemon

I’m lemon, as I’m bright colourful and fruity, not bitter at all

I’m still the same London girl I was as a kid, no matter how many times I try to reinvent myself, you’ll always know me for one thing

Family mean everything to me, no matter what the press say I’m always a star in their eyes,

Being the lemon tonight is so wild to me, but I’ll give it my best shot

Seal

Let’s seal the deal to make seal a headliner again, watch out for her

You could say I’m an author of sorts, writing is one of my favourite things to do, its something my family have always excelled in

Ain’t nobody gonna tell em what to do, I’ve not got so many prestigious nominations by following somebody else’s words

I’ve judged others before, so I’m nervous to be in the other role

Hopefully I’ll be back at the top of your charts

Watermarked letterbox

So Mitchell couldn’t find a better photo, so I’m the watermarked letterbox, do you remember me?

I would’ve preferred a clearer image but it’s not the end of the world

When I was young, I was given a lot of money, but I can’t even remember what I did with that cash

A lot of the time, I get down, but I’m hoping this competition posts me to the top

Don’t forget a stamp