Probably been a thread before but the thought just entered my mind that I - luckily - have never received a ban from a nightclub/bar/restaurant despite some less than pleasant encounters in my teenage years

Anyone not so lucky?
(I imagine such bans aren't THAT long since management will change/forget over time but still, ever been thrown out? Had a picture on the wall? Done a bit of shoplifting?)
First person to reply "I got banned from TiBB for a week once" gets a lifetime ban from my attention.