His excuses are literally 9-year-old standard!
. "Dom... Did you eat the cake?"... "NO! I was Busy.. at the ZOO that day..!" screeches Dom, hastily wiping chocolate off of his face.
The memes are top notch, I'm glad he did it just for that. Really top tier stuff.
Hes still not going anywhere, Johnson is in his pocket for whatever reason and his hands are tied. They're not even bothering to come up with more than a flimsy excuse. Some very gullible people will buy it, most people won't, but it won't make any difference. They don't actually care. They're in for the next 4.5 years and this will be long forgotten by then, so they don't have to give a ****.