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Originally Posted by bitontheslide
all countries are manipulating figures at the moment, because they know they have to get the economies back up and running or we are all literally doomed.
Spain for example are reporting no deaths, when other departments are saying ... we had deaths ... and the reason is simple .... they rely on tourism .... come and get some sun covid isn't a particularly great slogan
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Spain jumped the shark a bit, I'd have loved to have been in that meeting.
"You know when we said make it look like the numbers are dropping?"
"...yeah?"
"Did you do it?"
"Yeah I've just sent out the figures for the last 5 days."
"OK and did you make the drop gradual and realistic?"
".... .... .... hm?"
"You did make it a gradual drop right??"
"I just put a random number between 2 and 5 for three days then 0"
"Oh my god. Well we have to go with it now I guess!"