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Originally posted by Sneakypete
It’s part of his gameplan to win over gullible teenage girls who already love him for being good looking. Now he’s sensitive too (aww).
Observe…
Ways to win big brother:
1. Be male
2. Be good looking
3. Cry occasionally
4. Repeatedly say how you will spend the money on your poor mum, then cry some more and say you miss your mum (even if you've only been in the house a few days and crying really wouldn't seem necessary or normal)
5. Always pretend to do things “for the group” and only nominate people who you think are unpopular on the outside, regardless of whether you dislike them or not.
6. Make sure you cry if you ever have to nominate someone in front of the other housemates so they realise what a hard decision it was and feel sorry for you, despite the fact it wasn’t really a hard decision because victor isn’t popular anyway.
7. Don’t have your own mind because then people will just accuse you of being opinionated or arrogant, because everything in the house is blown out of proportion.
8. Don’t do very much so you can’t be accused of anything but not so little that you could be accused of being boring.
The strangest thing I found was that when I fed all 8 of these statements into my magic answers machine the name: ANTHONY came out in huuuuge letters!
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Yes Anthonys name was top of my list
