I ripped off 10 car aerials and planted then in my garden in my fresher week
disgusting thing to do and i regret it but i was lashed and showing off
I also pissed on the 18th green at St Andrews, broke someones nose in the union who said Jack Nicholas was a fat yank amongst a whole load of criminal stuff that year that inevitably ended in the courts much to my parents shame and it fecked up jobs going forward.
And tbh i was a quiet wee boy at the time who never spoke to a girl in my whole first year
now i am a pillar of the community so i hope that lad learns his lessson, i did
(I have told the tale that on my way to court i fell asleep in the car and my dad stopped in a laybye and knocked 7 bells of sh1te of me as it was serious and he thought i was taking the p1ss. great to arrive in court looking like i had gone 4 rounds with Tyson)