I was bullied into stealing sweets from woolworths as a kid and cried all the way home...I ate the sweets though l. Stole a lipstick from work when I was 17 to get back at my div of a boss.
Oh and I accidently stole a chicken once as it was under my coat and only found it when getting in the taxi on the way home haha!
But that's it, can't be security supervisor on the rob can I?