1. Janelle (the Janelle weeks were probably the best of the season. Even though she's way past her prime, I'm thankful we got her banter with Kaysar and her gossiping about BB alum and reminiscing with Ian about how ****ing psychotic Danielle Murphree is the point where the show had to tell her to stop slandering her 
her hatred for Nicole F is everything and the fact that she wasn't even gonna go to the wedding bc of her daughter's cheer competition 
I will say that her Twitter is sometimes Not A Good Look but I'm still thankful she came back into our lives in 2020)
2. Kaysar (I was never big on Kaysar but he was really good this time and I think I get him? Just being able to watch someone who is without a doubt An Old School Legend in 2020 was something else, but he was also a fun underdog who is a legitimately good person AND is funny when he has people he's comfortable with to bounce off of )
3. Bayleigh (just a good presence? Fun and relatable and had some promising game reads and strategic chops. Also became a very endearing and sympathetic figure with the circumstances of her boot week, which are still complete bull**** and infuriating </3 but I'm glad she didn't have to linger around the Jury House and got out when she did tbh)
4. David (lmao this doofus sometimes frustratingly stupid, sometimes hilariously stupid, sometimes the protagonist we never knew we needed.... it all works. He still had no business being on this season but he also has a 187 IQ so maybe we're the fools for ever doubting him???)
5. Da'Vonne (just an effortlessly fun TV presence and was probably going to be in my top three BUT the Uncle Tom stuff and just her general ineptitude at the game (you're letting Nicole F snow you AGAIN?!?!) bumps her down sadly)
6. Keesha (honestly getting $40K for sitting in the Kitchen and on the Bathroom bench for a week is the best way to make money so good job girl)
7. Ian (definitely A Good Person but eh, sometimes his shtick gets a little old and he was a little too complacent for my liking. His boot week was also kind of annoying because he was fine getting outplayed by the whites but not by the ~inferior players~ aka all the people of color 
but gj for apologizing without being prompted to do so xx)
8. Kevin (lmao what a fall from grace, he's BAD. I don't hate him but god he was dumb and annoying and he just brought the worst ****ing reads out of all his allies. Just really sad and kinda pathetic because he seemingly regressed and got less confident since BB11? I pity him more than anything)
9. Nicole F (lmaoooo okay so I definitely don't like her and she should be red BUT she's kind of iconic with how awful she is. The fixation on being the last woman standing, the constant CRAP and FREAKING and censoring of herself just so she looks like the chaste angel.... she knows her brand is watching! But honestly after the TE Nicole was actually rootable in a hilarious way? Being *DONE* with Tyler and Christmas, audibly visualizing her win, her entire finale performance after Cody cut her, the post-show aftermath where she is unfollowing and blocking EVERYONE...... I kinda dig it?)
10. Nicole A (lmao talk about a huge fall from grace. I never really bought into the Nicole A hype on BB21 and even though her fall from grace was predictable it was still stunning. Her Week 2 performance is amazingly bad between the awful game reads, her fixation on Janelle, her literally saying that Day would be voting to keep her if she was black so it's unfair, her constant victim complex, the threats to call a house meeting entitled "Nicole's Truths and Janelle's Lies"........... wow. Not to mention her post-show Twitter escapades with her trying to make quirky A Thing and comparing it to be an actual minority and the ****ing house emoji. I LOVE laughing at her but she's actually kind of awful and only a performative ally so I don't even have her in yellow)
11. Memphis (yes he's a DILF and that denim vest is A Look, yes he's kind of **** and his hatred for David was not a good look (and possibly tinged with some racism?) BUT I at least appreciate that he doesn't put on a front at all with his gameplay or anything. Like, he picks his targets and doesn't give a **** what anyone in his alliance says and just does what he wants and it's so refreshing in modern BB where everything is about voting with the house and groupthink)
12. Enzo (I tried to act like he wasn't that bad but oh god that last month was sooooooooooo bad. Everything after the TE was just BIG MOVEZ YO and SHAKING THINGS UP but he always took the safe route and it was just embarrassing. He's all ****ing talk. Props to having a meltdown during the finale but even that gets ruined when he isn't even cut )
13. Christmas (okay she SUUUUUUUUUUUCKS and is legit one of the worst females on this show ever. Like, she has an alter ego she calls Tawanda and is actually a danger to society both in and out of the house and she was sad that this year wasn't like BB19 where they just picked a target and bullied them all week. That being said, her OTTM boot week was actually kind of good? Between the Proud Mary dance and her actually getting heated over the Brantstele Luxury Comp and crying over betraying Memphis and SCREAMING at Enzo when he basically said she wasn't in the F3... I temporarily stanned for a week! And that doesn't even mention MEMPHMAS )
14. Cody (yes he played an objectively good game but his entire thesis statement for his gameplay is being a conventionally attractive white dude who is fit and also having pregame connections to Chief Wiggum himself. He's also just really whiny whenever he faces the THREAT of adversity so it's maddening that nobody ever actually pushed back at him ever)
15. Dani (lmao y'all need to let this chick go because she SUCKS. She was awful in BB8, she was good for the second half of BB13, and she sucks here. Lots of microaggressions, lots of smug "masterminding," lots of pathetically simping for Cody ****ing Calafiore of all people...... she's much more of a Donato than she would ever like to admit and she's bad in pretty much every moment she's on screen)
16. Tyler (so I don't think he's necessarily a bad dude but "I want to be evicted because #BlackLivesMatter" vs. getting drugged in the DR and then helping Bayleigh write her speech knowing she's going home...... yeah it's not a good look at all. His fanbase is also one of the worst of all time because he is BORING AS SIN and has no discernible personality but people project a bunch of **** onto him bc he's a white dude who is "good" at "Big Brother." Hard ****ing pass)
Honestly I could see myself switching Memphis/Nicole A and changing the order of anyone in my bottom five but other than that I think everyone else is in the right place?