[Pro Sniper]

Kay already diving as low as his desperation will take him as he uses his bloody INTRO to spew out that old desperate line of "I'm doing it for me kids"..("Look at me pretending to well up..please forget and ignore the fact I'm a no good cheating ratbag and waste your money on voting me king of the castle") The sad thing is the GBP are so god damn gullible it'll come as no surprise to learn they're already sold on his FAF act.

And no surprise to see Richie kicking into desperate mode early on.."let's see what this hammock is like" q the inevitable side-splitting "falling off". But again, this contrived crap is something the GBP are known to eat up.

Not to be outdone, Plummer also joined in on the early nonsense by serving up some ridiculous croc tears as she mumbled some made up crap about being synced with her daughter via the moon. EMBARRASSING.